Saturday, February 12, 2011

Dumb/Stupid Questions



So recently, I've bn disturbing twitter with a set of dumb questions, so I decided to bring it to my blog :D Seeing as I blogged last in December:(  Anyyhhoozzz!!! Have you ever stopped to wonder why some things are the way they are? Or why we do things in a particular way without questioning why? As @swazdee said on twitter " @itsdjdebbz is asking some intelligent confusing questions all over my TL” smh @seun...

Anywaaaayyzzz!!!!!  Below is a list of stupid/ dumb questions I compiled...:D :D
If you do have an answer to any of em, you can leave a comment with the no of the question:

1)   What do sheep count, when they cannot get to sleep?!

2)   What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?!

3)   If mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, I wonder what mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?!

4)   If deaf people go to court, is it still called a hearing?!

5)   If a fly had no wings would you call it a walk?!

6)   Can you cry under water?!

7)   If u mated a bulldog with a shitsu, would you get bullshit?!

8)   If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?!

9)   Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of those who went before them?!

10)                 Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs?! Rabbits don't lay eggs...

11)                 Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of it's bottle?!

12)                 If a stripper gets breast implants, can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?! *the things i learn in my taxation class* :D 

13)                 If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Hoes?

14)                 If vegetarians eat vegetables, do humanitarians eat humans?!

15)                 What if you're in hell and you're mad at someone.... where do you tell them to go?!

16)                 What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?!

17)                 If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?!

18)                 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?!

19)                 Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?!

20)                 What do you say if you're talking to God and he sneezes?!

21)                 If a shop is open 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. Then why are there locks on the doors?!

22)                 Why isnt the number 11 pronounced onety-one?!

23)                 Remember the saying, "let's go back to the drawing board"?! Before drawing boards where invented, what did they go back to?!

Okay this is really really random, but err.. why can't life have a restart button?!

2 comments:

  1. 1. stars
    2. sunshine
    4. its called a gesture
    5. call it a limp
    8. testicles
    19. cos charlie sounds better dan charles especially wen an igbo man pronounces it
    20. Oh Father sneeze again. bless me indeed with your sneeze
    Darling I wish I could restart the whole thing too

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  2. lmao.... ur answer to no20 is the best...
    i noe ryt.. it would have bn bliss :)

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